you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
this is extremely relevant
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
kiwis are also animals
now i get it